What the hell was that?
An incredibly poor decision?
It’s not my fucking fault the vodka went missing! Two asshole delivery guys moved the boxes!
You like cussing, don’t you?
Right, sorry. I forgot you had the excuse pre-planned.
It eases my fucking pain.
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I never used that one on you, greasy bones. But it’s good to know I’m not the only one who noticed that.
It’s not my fucking fault you and Thais Mernick are basically the same fucking person.
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No, I mean finding the fucking vodka and cleaning up the bar, which was a mess when I came in this evening.
That would be a short fucking to do list if you could stop fucking losing the vodka. And do not even fucking being to fucking blame me for that shit.
I would feel sorry for your shitty life, but now I have better things to do with my time.
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For fuck’s sake, Victor, it’s pathetic how you still think people care. Go drown yourself in H2SO4. Taking a shower isn’t that bad of an idea either.
No, fuck you. You know what, I have a fucking shower that I fucking use fucking regularly. The only thing pathetic about this situation is you reusing the same fucking joke.
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I would offer my help, but I have much better things to do with my time.
You mean like losing the fucking vodka for the millionth fucking time?
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What’s up your ass today?
Look who grew a fucking backbone.
I’ve dealt with too much shit today. It’s fucking getting to me.
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how fucking moronic a group of people can fucking be.
I don’t really care either, babe. You’re not very good at introductions, are you?
Introducing myself to you involves giving a fuck about who you are. I would fucking hate you give you the wrong impression like that.
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S’just a suggestion. Ye were the one complainin’ ‘bout bein’ hungry, aye?
I’m glad you’re also really fucking observant. You would have thought I’d have fucking thought of that. Wouldn’t you?
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